IMC Report: Provos Good, Angelic even
The latest IMC report finds the provos innocent in the murder of Paul Quinn On a semi-related note, the report finds the CIRA guilty of extortion, racketeering, drug dealing, smuggling, violence, meanness, screaming obscenities at little old ladies, theft of milk money from students of 26 local schools, peeking through the garden gate at Mr. Murphys youngest, whose bikinis are entirely too small, drinking orange juice straight from the carton and putting it back in the fridge, hogging the TV remote and leaving the toilet seat up on a consistent and really annoying basis. The report also points to circumstantial evidence that the CIRA stole the girdles straight off of Mrs Duffy's clothesline, and ate the last of the strawberries without bothering to recycle the package.
The latest IMC report finds the provos innocent in the murder of Paul Quinn On a semi-related note, the report finds the CIRA guilty of extortion, racketeering, drug dealing, smuggling, violence, meanness, screaming obscenities at little old ladies, theft of milk money from students of 26 local schools, peeking through the garden gate at Mr. Murphys youngest, whose bikinis are entirely too small, drinking orange juice straight from the carton and putting it back in the fridge, hogging the TV remote and leaving the toilet seat up on a consistent and really annoying basis. The report also points to circumstantial evidence that the CIRA stole the girdles straight off of Mrs Duffy's clothesline, and ate the last of the strawberries without bothering to recycle the package.